"the nice guy"

[Shlup]

Shlup, I know lots of girls like this. They love the frat-tastic douche-bags. I'm one of these girls.

And therein lies one of the main differences between a "girl" and a "woman."

But Shlup is a self-labeled bitch who looks and smells like she got dressed in a dump. What else should I call her?

I am not a bitch.

And I smell amazing.

And these pants were only $3! You can't beat that with a stick!