Anyone dissing scotch whisky doesn't know about whisky/whiskey. Not that I really go for either though.

I drink ciders occasionally. Strongbow is for 15 year old kids and tastes pretty cheap anyway. Kopparberg doesn't even taste like cider, just sugar , it's still alright though. Most real ciders taste too woody for my taste, though I've only tried local welsh stuff which blows your head off (when you wake up in the morning too).

I used to drink Heineken a lot, but it's too expensive now. Can't really go wrong with cheap lager, they all taste the same anyway. Guinness isn't lager but deserves an honourable mention for being the most badass beer in the world (when the idiot behind the bar knows how to pour it).

My specialist subject though is real ales. Y'all bitches need to go to Wetherspoons when there's a real ale festival on and sample some beers. Some taste like total ass, but some make you wonder why you'd want to drink anything else. Caledonian brewery have yet to deliver a bad tasting ale, and Wychwood goes down in legend for the greatest beers (and bottle design) ever. Jesus himself left a semen deposit on the blueprints for Hobgoblin.