White Zinfandel, Bud Light, Crown ROyal

[G13]

All you whiskey haters need to recognize. When you drink it it's like... like...

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
None of this compares to drinking whiskey

Cream colored bottles and crisp refreshing flavors
Drunkenly ringing doorbells then running off and laughing
Running your mouth at a bar, taking swings
All of this comes with drinking whiskey

Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, St. George and McCarthy's
Rye, wheat, corn, bourbons, and single malt whiskeys
A Drop of the Irish? Oh dear God yes please
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember I've got some whiskey
And then I don't feel so bad

[Rantz]

Whiskey is good, but I mean there's a difference between whiskey and whiskey. Bad whiskey is completely vile, but find the right brand and you're in liquor heaven.

Gin is nice! Cider, mmm. But my favourite is red winezors.

[Parker]

I've never had an alcoholic drink I didn't like.

Hard to choose a favourite but right now I very much like Sailor Jerry. Mmmm

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've never had an alcoholic drink I didn't like.

Hard to choose a favourite but right now I very much like Sailor Jerry. Mmmm

Straight 151?

[Shoeberto]

I drink what gets me drunk, really.

[Yar]

Vodka.

Also, pineapple rum is one of my favorites.

God, all I've learned in college is how to drink...

[Parker]

Straight 151?

never tried it but I think when it hits a certain percentage of alcohol it's a waste of time straight...unless getting drunk is your sole goal.

[kotora]

When it comes to whiskey I only really like the American ones, preferably Jack Daniels. That British stuff is goddamn awful, just like about almost everything else to come from that forsaken island. But nothing can beat the taste of a barrel o' good rum, yarr.

[Old Manus]

Anyone dissing scotch whisky doesn't know about whisky/whiskey. Not that I really go for either though.

I drink ciders occasionally. Strongbow is for 15 year old kids and tastes pretty cheap anyway. Kopparberg doesn't even taste like cider, just sugar , it's still alright though. Most real ciders taste too woody for my taste, though I've only tried local welsh stuff which blows your head off (when you wake up in the morning too).

I used to drink Heineken a lot, but it's too expensive now. Can't really go wrong with cheap lager, they all taste the same anyway. Guinness isn't lager but deserves an honourable mention for being the most badass beer in the world (when the idiot behind the bar knows how to pour it).

My specialist subject though is real ales. Y'all bitches need to go to Wetherspoons when there's a real ale festival on and sample some beers. Some taste like total ass, but some make you wonder why you'd want to drink anything else. Caledonian brewery have yet to deliver a bad tasting ale, and Wychwood goes down in legend for the greatest beers (and bottle design) ever. Jesus himself left a semen deposit on the blueprints for Hobgoblin.

[Shorty]

Bombay Sapphire Gin + Tonic; The drink of Gods.

I quite like bombay sapphire!

[DMKA]

I don't drink alcohol, well mainly because my failed kidneys can't handle it, so I don't have any favorites. *shrugs*

Buzzkill, dude, buzzkill.

[fire_of_avalon]

Here is a list of things I like.

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I got tired of making this list.

[Seraphic]

Anything with Vodka in it is good enough for me.
I love Patron shots too even though its like straight up battery acid.
Bacardi's Zombie Mixer thing is my wingman for almost all drinks if I can help it.
Mojito's only if made correctly.

[Jowy]

knox got me really loving jameson.