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    Default THE TIME HAS COME

    THERE'S A TIME IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE, A TRANSITION FROM ONE LIFE TO THE OTHER, AND CERTAIN THINGS ARE LEFT BEHIND. UNFORTUNATELY WHAT I NOW MUST LEAVE BEHIND IS EYES ON FINAL FANTASY. IT IS NOT AN EASY CHOICE, BUT THEN AGAIN NO CHOICE IS. MAYBE IF I FINALLY LEAVE EOFF I WON'T BE SINGLE ANYMORE. YOU GUYS ARE SUCH COCKBLOCKERS, I NEED TO GET YOU OFF MY BACK. APPARENTLY MODERATOR AT A FINAL FANTASY FORUM IS NOT THE PROFESSION GIRLS CONSIDER TO BE THE MOST DATEABLE PROFESSION. ONE COULD ARGUE THAT THEY AREN'T AWARE THE INNER PASSION OF OUR KIND, BUT THEN AGAIN, HOW WILL THEY KNOW WHEN I NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO SHOW THEM? THAT IS WHY I MUST TAKE THESE BROKEN WINGS, AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN, LEARN TO LIVE SO FREE. MAYBE I CAN FINALLY KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, GET SOMEONE TO SHOW ME ETC.

    NOW I JUST NEED TO DELETE MY AVATAR.


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    Just drop the Cid's Knight title and become an asshole on the internet. Girls love that .

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    Just make sure you don't call her Dagger when you touch her butt.


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    But you're not even registered at Fool's Gold!


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    GTFO, Levia!

    GET THE smurf OUT.

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    I know everything is different and now it sucks I'm leaving too!!!

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    I thought you had tons of e-hoes around here Lev.

    Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
    When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine Trump University! - Ralph Wiggum

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    Don't forget to delete your custom title and sig, too. Nothing says "I am above this place" like a bare postbit.

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    MAYBE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END THIS WAY. IS THERE A FEMALE HERE WILLING TO DATE ME? THIS WHOLE THING CAN BE AVOIDED IF THERE IS. IF YOU LIKE BEARDS, EYEBROWS OUT OF CONTROL, SHEEPISH GRINS AND OTHERWISE LARGE AMOUNTS OF BODY HAIR THIS MIGHT BE THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. PLEASE CONSIDER TO BE MY PLAYER 2. I CAN'T OFFER YOU MUCH, BUT I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE IN PUBLIC.


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    I can be a girl if you want me to.

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    I AM A REASONABLE MAN, I WILL ACCEPT MEDIOCRE SOLUTIONS.


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    Oh, Levian, why does it have to be a girl?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
    I thought you had tons of e-hoes around here Lev.
    EVERYONE WHO VOTES FOR SEXIEST MALE ARE MALES THEMSELVES. AND ALL THE FEMALE VOTES ARE FOR THEIR BOYFRIENDS BECAUSE GOD FORBID ANY GIRL ON EOFF SHOULD BE SINGLE FOR MORE THAN A WEEK AFTER THEY REGISTER.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan View Post
    Oh, Levian, why does it have to be a girl?
    I AM A REASONABLE MAN UND SO WEITER


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    I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS RIGHT HERE.

    SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A GIRLFRIEND!

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