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    Default HEAR me Kings and Queens, I declare TOTAL WAR!


    My name is Marick D. Pauper, and herein lies the history of an untold world, wrapped in dark times! Kings ruled their lands with mighty fists, and generals marched the world with great fury, sending out their armies to conquer lands, and their daughters to subjugate foreign thrones by blood!

    In these dark times, there were spies and assassins, and the world was unsafe for the weak. Peasants were conscripted, marched on with a terrible fear, and economies were crushed by bad planning!

    Herein, we shall watch the unfolded tale of history and will determine the fate of a nation.

    This is where you come in. At certain points, I will be asking you lot what to do. Not often though. I probably won't play many of the battles either, simply because my laptop might not be able to handle them. That said, this will be updated with pictures, no video.

    I will be playing Medieval II: Total War Kingdoms, and I edited the game files to unlock all the different playable factions. So, with that said, I will let you decide what faction we play as.

    HERE ARE YOUR CHOICES!


    The Aztects
    Byzantine Empire
    Denmark
    Egypt
    England
    France
    Holy Roman Empire
    Hungary
    Ireland
    Milan
    Mongols
    Moors
    Papal States
    Poland
    Portugal
    Russia
    Scotland
    Sicily
    Spain
    Timurids
    Turks
    Venice




    I will be playing the Grand Campaign of Europe, and that means that some of the new factions through the American Campaign or the smaller campaigns won't be available.

    As my loyal council, you shall choose what nation we start off with!
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    Mongols will always have a special place in my heart.

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    Moors

    I am telling you guys

    Moors

    this will end well

    trust me

    MOORS

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    France
    they always win wars!

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    So... Mongols I can't because they don't show up until way later, and are unplayable.

    Moors... 1 vote... (I hate you)

    France ... 1 vote (I hate you too, but not as much as I hate the Moors)

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    God dammit.

    Turks then.

    If not available, Scotland.

    Then Ireland.

    If none of those are pickable...

    go smurf yourself. I'm voting Moors.

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    Scotland I could get behind, because wiping out the english is awesome.

    The moors are just so easy, and you don't get the college of cardinals goodness.

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    Marick have you Maricked already? Where are my Moors

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    Quote Originally Posted by I refuse to change your sodding name again. Now jog on. View Post
    France
    they always win wars!
    Kekekekekeke.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    I'm guessing the Total War games are way different on console than they are on PC. As I recall playing a console Total War game, I can't remember if it was Rome: Total War or Spartan: Total War, but it was a hack'n'slash generic God of War type game



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyk View Post
    I'm guessing the Total War games are way different on console than they are on PC. As I recall playing a console Total War game, I can't remember if it was Rome: Total War or Spartan: Total War, but it was a hack'n'slash generic God of War type game
    I'm pretty sure you're talking about Spartan: Total Warrior. Completely different from the Total War games.

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    Ah I guess they do have different names. Bad memory I guess. I just figured they pulled a Baldur's Gate type of transition for the consoles. Would not surprise me. Sorry for derailing the thread for a sec.



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