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    I think Shlup taught them how to spell.

    Embarrassing public stories, go. Or funny typos. Or just funny signs. I'm not picky.

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    Maybe it's the effect of being drowsy, but the first thing I thought of reading that was a giant group of public lice running around in a horror bush, because my brain though the term "school" which applies to fish also applied to mass amounts of crabs...........


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    I am a pretty ty speller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    giant group of public lice running around in a horror bush...

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    Haha! Nice one!

    I make typos all the dang time and my friends never let me live them down. EVER. I was in a chatroom with my ex-fiance and our buds and I told him, "I'll meet ya on the couch in a moment, babe!" since we were in different rooms and gonna watch a movie. I actually typed out, "I'll meet ya on the crotch in a moment, babe!"

    Another time involved me going, "I'm truly vicious!" but said, "I'm truly viscous!" instead.

    So the running joke is that I'm looking to get viscous on the crotch. >_>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Maybe it's the effect of being drowsy, but the first thing I thought of reading that was a giant group of public lice running around in a horror bush, because my brain though the term "school" which applies to fish also applied to mass amounts of crabs...........
    What the Christ

    Go to bed you FREAK

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    The best thing about schools of pubic lice is that you never have to ask them to eat you out. They do it themselves!


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    Get it???


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    I haven't gone through the trouble of getting the photo out of my phone yet, but there's a park in this town with a sign at the entrance telling everyone to wash their hands after using the playground because the wood has arsenic in it or something.

    Also there's a billboard that says something like "Sex without consent is rape." except from a distance it looks like this:

    <p style="font-size: 4pt">Sex &nbsp; without &nbsp; consent &nbsp; is</p> RAPE

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    That's awful!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    <p style="font-size: 4pt">Sex &nbsp; without &nbsp; consent &nbsp; is</p> RAPE
    "Oh, I like this song. What a lovely day! The clouds are so puffy and.... RAPE.....W-where did that thought come from? I feel the need to pull over."

    REVERSE STATUS EFFECT! If you're in to speeding this is just a subliminal message waiting to happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    I haven't gone through the trouble of getting the photo out of my phone yet, but there's a park in this town with a sign at the entrance telling everyone to wash their hands after using the playground because the wood has arsenic in it or something.

    Also there's a billboard that says something like "Sex without consent is rape." except from a distance it looks like this:

    <p style="font-size: 4pt">Sex &nbsp; without &nbsp; consent &nbsp; is</p> RAPE
    Best. Billboard. Ever.

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    I feel sorry for the women who had to posted in that advert....


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    Theres a sign down by Paddington lock on the canals there under a bridge saying "caution sheer drop" the point where the sign is is approximately 1ft to 1.5ft tall the bridge is pedestrian only and comes low across one of the old mooring sections of the canal system.

    Theres an advert in Leszno, Poland painted communist style on the side of a building, the advert is for a company called "Zombud" makes me want to invent a zombie beer! or a Zombie dating service.

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    there's a town nearby called noosa, i swear there's literally something like 150 roundabouts there, and almost all of them have signs pointing right that say something like "town centre", and pointing left - "all other destinations"...
    if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade

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