Clo: My fake dream is to become a middle school and high school English teacher. My real dream is to become a no good starving artist who tours with a folk band and does no good hippie things.
Me: My fake dream is to become a big shot lawyer or judge who helps run a civil liberties organization.
Me: My real dream is to be a bum.
What are your fake (or "realistic") dreams, and what are your REAL dreams?