STOP PRESSURING ME. It's cause you're old Shlup. You don't understand what it's like to be the epitome of awesome.
STOP PRESSURING ME. It's cause you're old Shlup. You don't understand what it's like to be the epitome of awesome.
If a woman has something bad to say about a man's hair, that means his hair is fantastic. I don't even need to look at Jiro's picture to be very confident in declaring Shlup to be full of it.
Who you gonna listen to, Jiro: a woman or pubescent Jesus over there?
If you grow your hair out again, MILF, I swear to Allah I will... Well, your life already sucks so there's not much I can do to make it worse. Speaking of which, how's that master's degree working out for you?
What kind of question is that Shluppers? MILF is my idol
And you just pick on me! You want me to be less attractive so you can laugh at my suffering![]()
I was trying to help you, but, fine, I will hook you up with my lesbo aunt instead.
I don't think she'll like my penis all that much Shluppers.
The other day, it was nearly 70 degrees out of nowhere, so I busted out a really cheery spring outfit and a puffah.
Now it is cold again and my car is covered in snow. =(
Well, I got the degree because I wanted to have the degree, so I mean... it's fulfilled everything I wanted it to fulfill? I guess if you think it's bad to be self-actualized and desire learning for its own sake then you might wonder that but I don't have a single regret.
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I think Dak could use a slight trim. Good lookin' boy, though!
MILF is far less fun to taunt than Raistlin. *sigh*
She's not wearing them as pants; she's wearing them as tights. Under a dress. What else would you use them for?
I see a lot of girls wearing them as pants. It is annoying.
Also that is a very short dress is she some kind of slutty slut? Tsk tsk what would your grandparents think, Missus Rye.