The Morning After

[Peegee]

wait...Its not.....

I suppose this walk of shame would be when u tell a girl that you like her and all she says is....".......ok......."

[Shlup]

Sleeping in the back of BJ's truck, waking up to kids feeling very sorry for us that we don't have a home. Oh, to be 19 again. xD

[Yar]

Does it count as a walk of shame when you walk out of their house and into your car?

Yes bitch.

You have to get home somehow.

It's just that your story would be lame. Keep it out of my thread.

I'm sorry I get laid and don't feel awkward about it afterward. You should try it sometime.

O_o

The getting laid isn't the awkward part. It's the walking down the street with a hangover, smelling like alcohol, cigarettes and bodily fluids, with your hair a mess, your hands in your pockets, and one eye open. That's the ty part.

[Shiny]

I've never had any walk of shames, but there's been numerous times where I've had shameful moments if that counts.

[Bunny]

The getting laid isn't the awkward part.

Clearly you've never been in bed with NCG.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Does it count as a walk of shame when you walk out of their house and into your car?

Yes bitch.

You have to get home somehow.

It's just that your story would be lame. Keep it out of my thread.

I'm sorry I get laid and don't feel awkward about it afterward. You should try it sometime.

O_o

The getting laid isn't the awkward part. It's the walking down the street with a hangover, smelling like alcohol, cigarettes and bodily fluids, with your hair a mess, your hands in your pockets, and one eye open. That's the ty part.

I call that a good time.

smurf you, Bunny.

[Yar]

What do you call a bad time?

[Bunny]

What do you call a bad time?

The getting laid isn't the awkward part.

Clearly you've never been in bed with NCG.

DOUBLE ZING

[Peegee]

The getting laid isn't the awkward part.

Clearly you've never been in bed with NCG.

DOUBLE ZING

[Cuchulainn]

Where's the shame? It's a walk of pride. I'd sometimes smurf off to catch the last bus w3ith the condom still on carrying my clothes & saluting the tourists. That's all that Christian guilt pent up through years of lies eatin at your mind. Fight the post sex La petite mort and hold ya head up lil souljas. You did good.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Where's the shame? It's a walk of pride. I'd sometimes smurf off to catch the last bus w3ith the condom still on carrying my clothes & saluting the tourists. That's all that Christian guilt pent up through years of lies eatin at your mind. Fight the post sex La petite mort and hold ya head up lil souljas. You did good.

*toasts to Cuch*

[Clo]

My walks are victorious.

Where's the shame? It's a walk of pride. I'd sometimes smurf off to catch the last bus w3ith the condom still on carrying my clothes & saluting the tourists. That's all that Christian guilt pent up through years of lies eatin at your mind. Fight the post sex La petite mort and hold ya head up lil souljas. You did good.

Cuch and I are heralding a new era.

[Rodarian]

My walks are victorious.

Where's the shame? It's a walk of pride. I'd sometimes smurf off to catch the last bus w3ith the condom still on carrying my clothes & saluting the tourists. That's all that Christian guilt pent up through years of lies eatin at your mind. Fight the post sex La petite mort and hold ya head up lil souljas. You did good.

Cuch and I are heralding a new era.

:cuch:

[Rocket Edge]

Once walked a mile home with a two foot rip on the back of my jeans. Got a few beeps on the way too.

[Dignified Pauper]

Friday Night... Sept. 24th, 2010.

I go out and meet up with my friend at a house party and he makes me a strong vodka and juice. We then goto the gay bar, where I have 2 double vodka cranberries. Said bar really just fills your glass with vodka and adds a splash of cranberry juice... We then make a dashing escape because my buddy was being clung to by a crazy girl, and we literally run down the road to another gay bar. We stay there for five minutes, go to a club, walk in, walk out, go back to the original gay bar where I have 3 more double vodka cranberries and a shot of liquid cocaine.

Liquid Cocaine:
1 part Bacardi 151
1 part Jaeger
1 part Goldschlagger

I remember staring at a man at the bar, and then, it's black-out mode.

Fast forward to morning when i am woken up by a stranger, whose car I apparently fell asleep in, believing it was mine. This was not a car on a street, but a car in an alley, behind a house, in their parking space... I did not know this person, and apparently their car was unlocked. My buddy filled me in that I was adamant this was my car. I argued for about 20 seconds with the man saying, no, this is my car, but then looked at the dash, saw way more buttons, and was like... OH... Then asked the man for directions to High Street - a main street. I get to my car, because sober mike knows exactly where his car was parked.

Well, I call my buddy, and he said I was out of control hilarious. We went back to the house party where I laid down and passed out on the porch. I apparently also later in the night had taken off my pants, had help getting them put back on, there is a picture of me naked from waste down out there that has been scrubbed. I wanted to apparently go knock on another person's door to have sex, who was a person I had just met that night. My buddy asked me to show him where my car was, which was literally 50 yards away, in plain sight... I took him on a goose chase, and then found a car I thought was mine, it was unlocked. He didn't think it was mine, but I convinced him it was. I put the seat back, and passed out to be woken by said car's owner in the morning. ....

Worst night EVER or BEST?! Also, there are so many gaps in this story that I'll never know. Truly epic night.