There's ghettos even in rural Ohio? Jesus this state is wacky.Originally Posted by Yar
What are some of your best/worst stories about the walk of shame??
I just walked 3 miles through the ghettoest ghettoburg that rural Ohio can offer, trying to remember where I parked my car so I could drive to my house 40 minutes away.
Last New Years Eve I went with a friend to a friend of one of his friend's sister's big New Years bash, and well...it was nothing but hicks in the sticks, in the middle of nowhere, Oklahoma. Basically I promised myself I wouldn't give into peer pressure that night, but I did. We started the evening off with a fine game of beer pong which moved on to drunk dancing which moved on to an extremely fun game of Drinko (a drinking game variation of Plinko, from The Price is Right) which consisted of you either having to take a shot of peach shnapps, a shot of Jose Cuervo, or a shot of three other equally cringeworthy things, though by that point most of the people playing weren't tasting anything anymore.
Anyway, I remember hitting on someone at the party that I happened to know and then the next thing I remember is waking up on the floor in a pantry. I was told after that there was a huge brawl fight between about 20 of the party goes, someone pulled out a knife, a few noses got bloodied, I ended up making out with the person I was hitting on in front of everyone and embarrassing the hell out of them (and in retrospect, myself), and then the man of the house took out his shot gun and shot a bunch of shots outside, hit a few cars, and everyone took the hell off at that point, except me, who was passed out in the pantry.
I didn't find any of this out until I drove back to my friends house to find out why he left me there and he and about five other people from the party were there and they were telling me how funny I was and what a lightweight I am (hurrhurrhurrf).
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