That's something that has occurred to me, too! I was just looking through the thread to see if someone also had this idea.
If you wear these boots while they are aflame, who knows what COOL STUFFZ could happen? It could be a cure for lockjaw! Or the common cold!
It could be the best thing since sliced bread, and you know sliced bread is PRETTY SMURFING GOOD.
Seriously, how many times do any of you have to slice your own bread in this day and age?