As much as I love diversity in clothing, there are some ungodly abominations of weirdo fashion that simply deserve to be abolished and punishable by stocks to be seen wearing.

EoFF, meet moon boots. If you're pregnant, elderly, or otherwise have a sensitive stomach, I advice you not to view this.



Since there has been some controversy lately in my inner social circle about whether these are to be worn with pride or rounded up and burned, I feel compelled to poll the EoFF public to settle this matter once and for all.