Burn them, burn them all. Snow boots are pretty awesome and look like moon boots (not Moonboots, there's a difference) but no thisis whack
No, I am a freak beyond salvation and would willingly show myself in a pair of these.
Yes, they are quite horrible, and I am also an intelligent and sensible person.
I do not care about this, so I am letting the terrorists win.
Burn them, burn them all. Snow boots are pretty awesome and look like moon boots (not Moonboots, there's a difference) but no thisis whack