Dude they're moon boots! They're designed by NASA to withstand the radiation from the sun. Your joke of a beard does not compare.
Also, this:
Is both beautiful and terrible to behold.
No, I am a freak beyond salvation and would willingly show myself in a pair of these.
Yes, they are quite horrible, and I am also an intelligent and sensible person.
I do not care about this, so I am letting the terrorists win.
Dude they're moon boots! They're designed by NASA to withstand the radiation from the sun. Your joke of a beard does not compare.
Also, this:
Is both beautiful and terrible to behold.