foa , you know secretly you're imagining yourself reclining on a phallic sofa with all of us men serving u treats.....
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
And now for some real musicians.Originally Posted by eternal essence
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Suck it.
Ok those boxers just make me think "wow if I ever want to get pedobear boxers and take it to the next level lol I know where to go shopping!"
As for going for a piss, the obvious answer is to undo belt, waist button and fly (especially if wearing button fly jeans) and to then take a powerful stance where your arse and thigh muscles will hold your pants up whilst your "spare" hand pulls the waistband of your underpants down to tuck behind your sack and then with the other hand aim the cock and release! Followed by, "ahhhh" and then flipping the big bad away and buttoning up and washing hands.
That or the soloution is simple, don't wear undergarments and then it's a case of merely skipping the "spare" hand's duties.
See, you're the only one so far that has described it as awkwardly as it seems it should be. So kudos for that I guess. I'll still skip the awkward "undoing this/that" and "holding this/that". All I need to hold is my dong, and I don't have to tighten my ass or spread my legs to keep my pants up. Though there is something to be said about taking a manly stance while releasing bodily fluids in a manly way that only manly men can do. Probably why I don't do it that often xD
Why does it seem like most of you are compensating?
Your boyfriend so should. :') I would!
'Both Gya hah hah and Kya hah hah, are up to something.'
ask your mother, pretty sure she'll tell you how I'm never compensating
Psychotic is NCG's mother?
No no, you're getting it wrong Bunny!! Psychotic is NCG's dad, I do them both whilst Julian faps in the corner wishing he could do them too!
I think I peeped in that window once ... Horrifying
The Smashing Pumpkins and Incubus? Wait wut
No no, you're getting it wrong Bunny!! Psychotic is NCG's dad, I do them both whilst Julian faps in the corner wishing he could do them too!
So NCG and Monda are siblings...
I have a sister? Cool.
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