In which we discuss urination

[Pheesh]

How many girls can squat pee?!

Ew, that's gross. TMI guys.

[blackmage_nuke]

What are these pants you speak of?

[o_O]

The wrong way, represent.

Undoing belts sucks.

[Rase]

Why bother unbuckling my belt, unbuttoning my pants, unzipping, and (apparently) lowering the front slightly, then redoing everything?

Unzip, whip out, business, stow away. Done, simple, you're all dumb.

[Shoeberto]

The wrong way, represent.

Undoing belts sucks.

It does, but I don't wear belts that frequently, so I usually do the right way.

Which, incidentally, I wasn't sure was a common thing or not. I only ever use the boxer slit if I don't want to untuck my shirt and unbuckle my belt. But yeah, for a short while I was self-conscious about my method of peeing in public restrooms until I realized that it's not like there's one way that everyone in the world does it and it's kinda dumb to worry about.

edit: That said I'm still right.

[Pheesh]

Tucked shirt occasions are the obvious exception to the rule, I can't be bothered going throgh unbuttoning, unzipping, untucking etc. that goes with loosening slacks, so I just unzip and poke it though.

I really can't believe you guys wear pants that you can't pull down without unbuttoning though, that's so smurfing inconvenient. What's the point of having a belt if you're not going to use it to keep your pants around your waist?

[Shorty]

When nature calls, the answer is Freshette.



Ladies may now join in this discussion~

[Vyk]

I always wear a belt because my pants are generally an inch or two too big, as it's extremely hard to find my waist size, but that doesn't change the fact that I can't just pull the front down to my crotch with ease, without undoing something

[SaveOurSeeker]

How about freestyle. Hands behind you're head and finish with an oooh yeah, that's how cool people take a leak :chuckle:

[Yeargdribble]

I usually use a combination. I unzip my pants, but then pull my underwear down to fish out my junk. Belts make things a pain and I don't wanna deal with it. However, I'm lazy enough that I just sit down most of the time these days.... like a girl.

[Shlup]

BJ won't even tell me which way he does it. >:/

[Rodarian]

Stand up, unzip, pull out and pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....

Aaaaahhh.....*flush*....washes hands...walks out a happy fella!!

[Bastian]

The correct method of course. But then, I don't wear boxers. If I did, I might consider the alternate version if I were wearing a dress shirt.

[Momiji]

As long as it ain't all over the floor when I'm finished, I consider it a job well done.

[Madame Adequate]

the incorrect way, henceforth known as NCG's Sucky Idea (which involves using the otherwise useless slit found in the front of men's boxers to. It should be noted that this method also involves unzipping your pants, possibly unbutton them in the process, to gain access to aforementioned gap).

I was wondering what kind of freak on God's green Earth would actually advocate this method, but I suppose it's inevitable that it would be NCG.