View Poll Results: Which method do you use to urinate?

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  • The Correct Method (see post for explanation)

    23 67.65%
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    3 8.82%
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    2 5.88%
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    Its actually a lot more convenient than the supposed "correct" method. But then, I'm not gonna try to convert people. If they wanna pull down their pants like a school boy that's fine by me. I get it done quickly and simply. But I still have a sinking suspicion that this is due to people's unfamiliarity with boxers. Either they're not wearing them, or they don't realize that the fly in a pair of boxers is actually made for that, unlike the "pocket" slip in a pair tighty-whiteys. Which in no way could be used that way and must be pulled down. If I recall, most boxer-briefs are the same manner. So that would also require a pull down

    On the subject, the waist of my boxers aren't even very elastic, so I'm not sure how wise it would be for me to attempt pulling them down. I don't think they'd stretch very far, so I'd have to pull the whole things down, which is even more like a child. Not to mention, if my pants had enough waist space that I could pull them to my crotch without undoing my belt, then they'd never stay around my waist. I'm really not sure what's going on in the world of physics around the waists of the people who use this supposed "correct" method



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyk View Post
    Not to mention, if my pants had enough waist space that I could pull them to my crotch without undoing my belt, then they'd never stay around my waist. I'm really not sure what's going on in the world of physics around the waists of the people who use this supposed "correct" method
    You undo your belt and then pull them down a bit; the belt holds the pants up, not the buttons and/or fly.

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    How do I urinate? Directly on your face.

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    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Oh baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rase View Post
    Unzip, whip out, business, stow away. Done, simple, you're all dumb.
    This. This times a million.

    Are you people smurfing retarded?

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    I'm amused that there's actually an argument over this!

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    this whole thread just seems completely unnecessary.

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    Pretty much every thread is unnecessary. Thanks for playing!

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    What, I find none of these methods to my taste. I don't undo ANYTHING; grab jeans and boxers at same time, pull both down, pull out. Then pull in and pull back up jeans/boxers for good measure. And I wear a belt, the belt does not hinder this process. The whole thing takes so little time that I can actually relax to start peeing before I've even pulled my jeans down. I don't recommend that for newbies, though.
    It's the bonus of wearing jeans around your arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alive-Man View Post
    What, I find none of these methods to my taste. I don't undo ANYTHING; grab jeans and boxers at same time, pull both down, pull out. Then pull in and pull back up jeans/boxers for good measure. And I wear a belt, the belt does not hinder this process. The whole thing takes so little time that I can actually relax to start peeing before I've even pulled my jeans down. I don't recommend that for newbies, though.
    It's the bonus of wearing jeans around your arse.
    I think the one thing we can all agree on is that Alive-Man is doing it wrong.

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    Seriously, the only way I can imagine this working is if everyone is wearing ghetto pants, or sweat pants. My jeans will not just pull down in the front like that, at least not enough for me to do my business. I'd seriously have to undo , which is counter-productive. And my pants aren't tight. I wear belts because I have to. But they're not ultra baggy or sagging down either



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    Well, I DON'T KNOW. My jeans are skinny jeans and proper tight around the legs, but they're not exceptionally tight around my hips, even with a belt. For some reason it's still easy to pull the front down just enough. The key is definitely the fact that they're very low, and so pulling the front down just a little bit is enough.
    It works for me. I think the way that I urinate is the most organized aspect of my life. Sometimes, it's all that I have.

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    I rememeber when i first tried boxers, i was about 10 or 11, i tried the NCG method. and it was going fine but then abit of pee trickled down my gray jogging bottoms. It was a sleepover, my friends saw it...i was really embarrased =(
    Oh and because of that massive fail, i never used the slit again

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    Every time I see the poll at the top of this thread I wonder where humanity went wrong.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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