Sing to the tune of California Dreamin'

No noses are brown
And there is no grey
Where you go for a talk
On a boring day

I'd be safe and warm
In some other place
EoFF Dreamin'
On a boring day

Stopped into a house
I looked for all day
Well, I got down on my knees
And looked all day

I stayed out in the harsh cold
Here is where I'll stay
EoFF Dreamin'
On a stalker's day

No noses are brown
And there is no grey
Where you go for a talk
On a boring day

If didn't tell her
I stalked her all day
EoFF Dreamin'
Makes a predator's day

Write a song on the joys of EoFF! Or even better, sing it!