This.Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Seriously, people who talk during a movie, especially a movie I paid to see, must go.
This.
Seriously, people who talk during a movie, especially a movie I paid to see, must go.
I like Kung-Fu.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
Yah that.
I make like sarcastic/silly/observation comments. I'm not the shout-at-your-screen type of talker. It's more like "it would not take 1 second to turn on a computer." or "Dude, his pants are waaaay too tight you can see his junk"
That reminds me! What I hate the most on the road are the stupid smurfing impatient people that refuse to wait like everyone else does. Did you really need to change lanes, speed up, and cut in front of me? No you're not getting where ever the smurf you're going any faster, you're still behind a smurfing car. I wasn't going that slow just fors and giggles.
It's usually at this point that I will change lanes and drive right along side them so that they can't merge lanes anymore.
I love you so, so much, foa. I AGREE SO smurfING MUCH. I especially hate when I'm turning right or on a ramp with a guy in front of me WHO STOPS AT THE END OF THE RAMP AT THE YIELD SIGN instead of USING THE WIDE OPEN ACCELERATION LANE WHICH IS THERE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO STOP.
This may surprise some, but I am a laid back person who is incredibly difficult to actually anger. But if there is any situation where I may be pushed to violently slaughter someone, the above would certainly be it.
I can tell when people are going to do this and then I tailgate the person in front of me so they can't. And I PRAY that there is no room for them to merge in front of the person in front of me. So they end up having to slow back down and get their ass back in line. I don't road rage. But I maintain the peace and civility they're trying to destroy with their self-indulgent driving anarchyThat reminds me! What I hate the most on the road are the stupid smurfing impatient people that refuse to wait like everyone else does. Did you really need to change lanes, speed up, and cut in front of me? No you're not getting where ever the smurf you're going any faster, you're still behind a smurfing car. I wasn't going that slow just for
It's usually at this point that I will change lanes and drive right along side them so that they can't merge lanes anymore.
But that's the ONLY time I ever tailgate. I hate tailgaters. I always slow down. Especially when they're not allowed to pass haha They need to back the smurf off. Srsly. Impatient assholes. All of 'em
I hate everyone on the road when I'm driving. I glare at them all and suspect no good in every direction.
I do this. I also yell, scream, curse, and damn every other driver on the road. I also freak out at pedestrians who think they can overpower my car with their legs and "legal rights". I will hit you. You will die. Don't smurfing walk out in front of my goddamn car, you idiot.I hate everyone on the road when I'm driving. I glare at them all and suspect no good in every direction.
I think it's exciting to try to predict what's gonna happen
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
I'd do that, but I don't like tailgating in a large SUV or big-smurfing truck.I can tell when people are going to do this and then I tailgate the person in front of me so they can't. And I PRAY that there is no room for them to merge in front of the person in front of me. So they end up having to slow back down and get their ass back in line. I don't road rage. But I maintain the peace and civility they're trying to destroy with their self-indulgent driving anarchyThat reminds me! What I hate the most on the road are the stupid smurfing impatient people that refuse to wait like everyone else does. Did you really need to change lanes, speed up, and cut in front of me? No you're not getting where ever the smurf you're going any faster, you're still behind a smurfing car. I wasn't going that slow just for
It's usually at this point that I will change lanes and drive right along side them so that they can't merge lanes anymore.
But that's the ONLY time I ever tailgate. I hate tailgaters. I always slow down. Especially when they're not allowed to pass haha They need to back the smurf off. Srsly. Impatient assholes. All of 'em
Talking during a movie can enhance the experience at times! If it's being watched in a social setting with friends, then it's a million times more fun. If the movie is in a theater then everybody needs to shut the smurf up now.
EDIT:
Also I hate it when I'm in a car and the driver is road raging. It's scary! Whenever I mess up do something that could cause someone rage I take a bunch of random turns away from where I'm going so I can make sure I'm not being followed by somebody who wants to beat me up
How do you say "oh smurf I just did that I'm so sorry" in car language? I usually flash the blinkers in that situation, but I'm always worried that it'll be taken as "yeah I just did that WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT."
WE NEED TO HAVE an EoFF caravan like in Smokey & The Bandit (and I get to be the Bandit) and basically just attack anyone who acts like a dick!
Jess, the best thing to do when you know you've screwed up is look at the other person and wave or mouth "Sorry" I think. But do you do stuff like we've talked about?
Signature by rubah. I think.
Are you smurfing serious? You want to TALK during a film? Who the smurf does that? Your pause button must be worn to the point the straight lines have disappeared from the button & now become one with your thumb.
Antyway THE most annoying humans to sit through a film or sahow with are those that not only ask question but those who fucxking CONSTANTLY inform you of what they believe will happen next. They will be wrong 99% of the time but the 1% they're right they turn to you smugly and either raise their brows with a smug grin or slap your arm and say TOLD YOU THAT WOULD HAPPEN.
LEAVE THE PLOT TURNS AND THE SCIPT SURPRISES TO THE WRITERS AND STOP RUINING THE smurfING DRAMA JUST SO YOU CAN SMUGLY LOOK INTUITIVE YOU GLITTERED PILE OF DOG
le fin
Well, I know who I'm never watching a movie with.
Yeah, what foa said. XD I road rage unless the person waves or otherwise does something to look like they're sorry.
Geez, what's with all the road rage? I have to quote my dear friend Avril Lavigne here:
Chill out, what you yellin' for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see~
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
And you're talkin' to me one on one
That you've become
Somebody else
'Round everyone else
watching your back
Like you can't relax
You tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool to me
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