Talking during a movie can enhance the experience at times! If it's being watched in a social setting with friends, then it's a million times more fun. If the movie is in a theater then everybody needs to shut the smurf up now.


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Also I hate it when I'm in a car and the driver is road raging. It's scary! Whenever I mess up do something that could cause someone rage I take a bunch of random turns away from where I'm going so I can make sure I'm not being followed by somebody who wants to beat me up

How do you say "oh smurf I just did that I'm so sorry" in car language? I usually flash the blinkers in that situation, but I'm always worried that it'll be taken as "yeah I just did that WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT."