Upon recording the game for a multitude of reasons that I won't go into since I abhor self-promotion (*cough*aside from my signature*cough*), I stumbled upon this amazing man.

Captain Hammer

I just love the commitment he has. Apparently, that one nail is preventing them from returning to Besaid. He won't rest until that one nail has been PERMANENTLY driven in. Note the novelty squeaky hammer model he's using. Amazing.

So, discuss hammers. Or favorite NPC's, whatever floats ye boats.