There was a monster inside my mouth, it had loads of scary things attached to it; scales, wings, tentacles, vapour-spraying eye lids. I was terrified of opening my mouth. Then one day a man came named Waldred Alfernot, Waldred Alfernot slayed the demon creature in my mouth and left loads of acid. From that point on in my life I was subject to severe tooth achage and EROSION OF ENAMAL. You just reminded me what that Waldred Alfernot did to me.
i hate him.