This is what you need to do to mail your letter out of the country.

1) Put your letter in an envelope.
2) Put that envelope in another envelope.
3) Secure that envelope with tape.
4) Write the necessary postage information on the envelope.
5) Highlight the information in NO LESS than 3 colors.
6) Stand beside your mailbox around the time you letter carrier usually arrives to drop of your mail.
7) When your letter carrier arrives, advise him that the moose brays a soliloquy. Wait for his or her response.
8) If your letter carrier responds with ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES "It is a haunting reminder of our yesteryear," you should immediately run back inside your house and lock the door. Your letter carrier is a pod person.
9) If your letter carrier answers appropriately, hand over your letter and a $20 bill. It may also behoove you to prepare a snack for your letter carrier.
10) Wait for a response!