What is this? Do I dare believe my very dear eyes? Do I see doubt amongst the faces of my glorious people of EoFF land? Do you fear my chronic lazy-ness will leave me lacking in the field of battle do you think for one iota of a second I would let the extremely psychotic fire of Paul bring me down I would defeat Huxley on any given sunday in any given field! For the end of times this will be known as the day when the milf got smurfed, when the Hux got Huxed...I know not fear, I know not defeat there is only blood and glory in the name of victory. Honour must go avenged, bragging rights are to be had this is not just any contest, this is thunderdome! This is not just any contestants....This is the slimy ball sucking gator smurfer I am my own MILF against me Iceglow champion of the insult veteran of the flame wars! You want me to bring the pain then let the pain commence! I will not only crush the slimeball Huxley in to the dirt I will leave him destitute and in tears, I will tear his anus so wide he wished he got done by Rye with a strap-on, it will seem a blessing compared to the planet I intend to shove up there.

In the shortest possible terms....


BRING IT ON!