The best conversation about Pokemon I've ever had

[TheGlassesGirl]

With lom, of course.

Before you read, you should know that one of the only reasons I still get new Pokemon games is to see if there's any new Eeveelutions. I have no idea why, it's just so exciting to see what lil' ol' Eevee can be turned into next. So, me and Lom discussed Eevees and Pokemon Black and White
(We discussed way more than this, but it had nothing to do with Eevees)

NtI: And when we found out about Black and White, I was like, "F--K no. I am NOT getting it."
Then I saw the Japanese commercials.
Now I'm getting White, and my sis is getting Black.

Lom: Why weren't you getting it?

NtI: Because I was all, "NO! It's the same game with 50 new Pokemon! NONONONO! No wasting money for meeee!"
I was in serious denial.
I am ashamed.

Lom: lol

NtI: But it reminded me of the VG Cats comic after D/P came out.

Lom: I want to obsess over EVs and stuff XD

NtI: I want to know if there's a new Eeveelution.

Lom: And Wifi battle, because I have no life, so I could be the best ever

NtI: F--KING DRAGON EEVEELUTION FTW

Lom: Lol

NtI: Holy , I hope so.
DRAGON EEVEE! AWAAAAY!
What would that badass be called?

Lom: The new pokemon are on Bulbapedia

NtI: SHUDDUP I WANT TO BE SURPRISED

Lom: lol

NtI: Anyways, Dragon Eevee.
Dragamon?
Nah, too simple.
I'm still amazed it took 5 generations of Pokemon games to get a f--king Grass type Eeveelution.
I mean, C'MON.

Lom: There needs to be a normal type eeveelution

NtI: There is.
Eevee.

Lom: No, an evolution

NtI: ...So, just a grown up Eevee.

Lom: Yeah

NtI: That's pretty f--king worthless.
Why the hell would anyone want a "Normal Stone" with their Fire and Water stones?
Come to think of it, wouldn't that just mean you can pick up a rock and throw it at your Eevee?
"Normal Stone was super effective!"
"Wait..."
"Eevee is evolving!"

Lom: :l

NtI: "Eevee has evolved into Eeveemon!"

Lom: Evolve by level instead of stone or happiness

NtI: Well, that takes the fun out of Eeveelutions, then.

Who's with me here, people? C'mon, a smurfing DRAGON EEVEELUTION.

TL;DR: Dragon Eeveelution would be freaking sweet, lom takes the fun out of Eeveelutions.

EDIT: Also, totally not related, but still hilarious:

Me: Eeewwww
I just found a shriveled up grape under my keyboard.
And no, smartass, not a raisin.

Lom: A prune?
Was it ugly?

Me: That's a dried up plum.

Lom: Oh s--t, that's right XD

Me: PHAIL