I Want You Naked

[Breine]

Nudity is neat :breine:

[Rantz]

[Yeargdribble]

That and I don't want to cover every single window in the house just so one of the usual rednecks around here doesn't see me naked. And clothes are warm.

First off, I love window dressings. They make a home feel so much nicer. I'm such a queen when it comes to home decor and I love shopping for curtains. Second, I have them drawn most of the time. Sure, the neighbors can see in if they try. The spacing between the slats of our fence more than allow for people to peak in if they so choose. Also, the neighbors have a second story window overlooking our fence into our bedroom. I'm sure they've caught us having sex. I'm also sure people walking down the street have caught me masturbating in my office through the window. Meh... don't look so closely.

We still do treasure privacy to some degree. We're growing a hedge of oleanders outside of our fence. We sometimes like to play games like "strip catch" with those velcro thingies in the backyard. Last time we tried to have sex in the backyard (very late a night even) someone honked as they came around the corner. Dunno if it was at us or not, but we're hoping that hedge grows in nice and densely.

Naked Yeargdribble and his Flying Spaghetti Monster?

This gives new meaning to the phrase "All Hail His Noodly Appendage."

[Madonna]

Yeargdribble, your online social graces are appalling and I love you. You have probably squicked the general populous with your frankness and killed this thread. I agree privacy can be hard to have, and saying, "Screw it," and just relaxing is the only thing to do.

Curtains and blinds adorn the apertures in my home; such luxuries cannot be afforded outside, so I would withhold going buff there.

And I think it should be fine for people to enjoy their bare bodies in the privacy of a well-screened yard; a second story neighbor can at least be respectful enough to draw the curtains than peek.