tip your smurfing pizza delivery driver.

this message brought to you by someone who hates his other job.

are you one of the exalted few that appreciates someone delivering hot and overpriced sauce, cheese, and bread <i>straight to their door</i>, or are you the type that leaves the "tip" field blank on a credit card slip?

if you're the latter, i tell you to choke on a piece of pepperoni as i walk to my car.