Overzealous High School English Teacher

!Essay - Makes enemies write an essay on their battle formation and the director made them have that formation.

!Essayra - Makes enemies write an essay on their motivations and the meaning of their design.

!Essayaga - Makes enemies write an essay on the deeper meaning of everything they come across and when their isn't any deeper meaning they have to tell why there isn't any deeper meaning coming to realize that every thing has a deeper meaning!

!Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory - Sends them to TVTropes to put up their findings.