I agree with the annoyance at the poor usage of the words 'fierce', 'sick' and 'legit'. Okay, with 'legit', I don't mind as much. It depends on who is using it. If it's MC Hammer, I'm totally cool with it.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I think the word 'condassle' should be used a lot more. As a verb, adjective AND noun.
Today's word of the day is vernacular because I said so.
Tomorrow it shall be whatever <a href="http://www.watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomWord/RandomWordPlus.aspx">this</a> site tells me, complexity set to uncommon and a random part of speech.![]()
You are - all of you - smalltime.
On another forum which I grace with my supernal attentions - I shall not expatiate which, lest I prove to be a vector for infecting it with the degenerate cohorts of this locale - I have been captivated by a colloquy over the catalysts which incline certain personages to propagandize themselves as preeminent and punctilious aspirants for positions of gubernatorial authority. They contend that such solicitation is symptomatic of megalomania and turpitude, and reprehend my advocation that the constrictions of such office are generally the genesis of the calumny of our governing cabals as quixotic and credulous.
That's great, except I didn't use one.
I did use a dictionary to check the spelling of "colloquy".
I can say things on the internet too. Watch:That's great, except I didn't use one.
Every day I ride a saber-tooth tiger to school, where I am greeted with immense fanfare from all the faculty and students there.
I would have punched whoever said that.
I was walking through the grocery store not too long ago and a grown woman who was running around asking people for bus fare tried stopping me with "Yo, dawg. Ho'd up. Ho'd up!" Dear god, what has happened to the English language? Needless to say I threw a handful of quarters at her and quickened my pace if not full on ran away.
The only word I use a lot is smurf and for smurfing good reason.
MILF, that post reminded me of those poorly worded "summaries" of what law change is to be voted on in parliament or in a general election or whatever. You know? I forget where I read a recent one... it's especially bad when they start using really long sentences at the same time. Basically they make it as difficult to understand as possible so the person doesn't know whether to vote in favour or against.
Still, better to do it for tactical confusion than to be patronising.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!