You are - all of you - smalltime.

On another forum which I grace with my supernal attentions - I shall not expatiate which, lest I prove to be a vector for infecting it with the degenerate cohorts of this locale - I have been captivated by a colloquy over the catalysts which incline certain personages to propagandize themselves as preeminent and punctilious aspirants for positions of gubernatorial authority. They contend that such solicitation is symptomatic of megalomania and turpitude, and reprehend my advocation that the constrictions of such office are generally the genesis of the calumny of our governing cabals as quixotic and credulous.