I am aware that I'm not 12, Peegee, but you aren't even real, everyone knows you're a bot!
Says the person who is a second account.
Says the person who isn't even a first account, just a series of automated responses!
Even though you're a bot, I still find myself irresistibly drawn to you. Not in a gay way. I'm drawn to your positive aura and tactile wit that keeps slicing through my bone(er)s.