Let's discuss the Ultros.

It had been quite a time since I had played the game, so I had totally forgotten about Ultros, the self-proclaimed "Octopus Royalty". He had some truly hilarious lines in the game, and he's a quite damaged individual, in spite of being "Octopus Royalty".

"Silence! You are in the presence of octopus royalty! A lowborn thug like you could never defeat me!"