This or That

[Elskidor]

Chess

beer or liquor?

[Hollycat]

neither, I'm alchohol intolerant (i'll go with beer)
monkey or lemur?

[Jiro]

Lemur. They're less likely to become as smart as me (inb4 they're already smarter).

Scrabble or Upwords

[Timekeeper]

Scrabble, don't degrade the letters below! (Also, Upwords is now know as Scrabble Upwords)

Wet or dry?

[Jiro]

You're a bad person. Wet.

Screw that. Upwords is Upwords. I refuse to conform.

[Timekeeper]

I don't see an OR in that statement, but I'll go with Deviate, as conforming can often lead to a lack of consideration. :P

Left or Right?
(In whatever context you see fit)

[Jiro]

I was being nonconformist by not sticking to the rules of the thread. See. I'm doing it again. I am above your rules, earthlings.

[Roto13]

Right

Your mother on top of me or me on top of your mother?

[*Devore*]

Definately your mother on top of me, that's just the way I like it.

Down and dirty or High and Dry

[Hollycat]

high and dry, I dont like mud (misinterpretation on purpose)

fat or stupid

[|-THE redmage-|]

Fat because stupidity causes babies



paper or plastic?

[Elskidor]

Paper. It burns better.

Braveheart or The Patriot

[Hollycat]

Havent seen either, I'll go with Braveheart

kankles or super bingo wings