I've had two somewhat near death experiences.
The first one was when I was in middle school I believe, and I was organizing my dresser. On top of this dresser sat my huge ass television, so me being the stupid person I am, had too many of the drawers open and the dresser started to tip forward,with the tv going straight for my face.
Luckily I was able to get up and push the whole thing back in time before I died

The other story was when I was driving home from work really late one night when I worked at the movie theater and it was around midnight. As I was turning at this 4-way light, this car comes out of nowhere and t-bones my right side,spinning me right into the middle of the street. Luckily it was late or I probably would've been hit again by an oncoming car. To make matters worse, the car that hit me was a cop car. The rest of the story involves the back of a squad car and 3 traffic tickets,only one of which was valid.