OH THE DANGER. OH THE THRILLS. PEEGEE IN MY WARDROBE, BITING MY SHORTS.

[Rodarian]

Rodarian, you will now be known as called Danger-Man.

My eye protruded out from my eyelid caused by pressure changes during descent of the aircraft

I cannot properly relay to you how I personally would have been unable to cope with this event.

You should have seen the cabin crew...Before anyone could disembark I was escorted out by the paramedics and check over.

Something traumatic that I refuse to discuss

Then why did you even type it out?

Cause at least I acknowledged that it happened that's what!


Oh I forgot to mention that I was nearly hit by a car... :S