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    Your zombie survival weapon

    I found this amazing image on StumbleUpon:

    Mine is a pair of scissors and a knitting needle.

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    absolutely haram Recognized Member Madame Adequate's Avatar
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    I've been seeing this everywhere lately and I still cannot fathom how I am supposed to do anything about zombies with a cat box.

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    There's a sign for a cafe station to my left... this is going to be strange.


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    There's a person to my left .... and I don't think she'd appreciate being wielded as a weapon against the undead masses



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     Master of the Fork Cid's Knight Freya's Avatar
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    I have to beat zombies with a wall o.o Will a bullseye painted on it work? ?

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    MY TV and 360?

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    A cordless phone and a wooden chair. I'm smurfed.

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    I think I'm winning so far.

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    a deck of cards, a small blue light, a quarter full, month old bottle of orange gatorade and a set of nail clippers.

    How do i decide!?

    edit: I threw out the gatorade and found 70cents under it, huzzah!
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Go with the nail clippers, they're the sharpest!

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    BEWARE ZOMBIES

    I'LL UP THE VOLUME ON YOUR MOTHERsmurfING ASS

    sup remote

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    A half-finished loaf of bread on top of some books. Hmmm...
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    BEWARE ZOMBIES

    I'LL UP THE VOLUME ON YOUR MOTHERsmurfING ASS

    sup remote
    Beat them to death with it. No one cares about television anymore, anyways.

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    It's the remote to my monitor, not my tv.

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    A flyswatter. If nothing else, it will look comical to bystanders.

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