Your zombie survival weapon

[Cuchulainn]

I'm to my left...theres a mirror there...and I look like I could survive a zombie apocalypse as they'd confuse me for one of their own.

[Iceglow]

I have a cushion, a ds lite, a box that my htc desire came in, my htc desire and a roller blind, window and wall oh and add in the drop from a first floor window.

[Raistlin]

To my left, there's... my closet door. The best weapon in that direction is a shoe. Unless I can go in my closet, because there are some tools in there.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well, I should just go put my crowbar to my left now.

And I will.

[Clo]

To my left, there's... my closet door. The best weapon in that direction is a shoe. Unless I can go in my closet, because there are some tools in there.

No, Wes, we all want you out of the closet.

EDIT: BA DUM TSHH.

[Raistlin]

My desire for your giant dong has never been concealed.

[NorthernChaosGod]

This thread

[Psychotic]

Two fireaxes taped to a sledgehammer. I call it a Defiler. Looks a little something like this:



(fine ok it's really just a smurfing wall, happy?)

[Carl the Llama]

A small tin of Dove Grey gloss a capri sun (orange) a hardback book and £14.59 in loose change... after seeing the loose change in action in Resident Evil Afterlife I think I win ^^

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I have two flash drives, my laptop bag, broken iphone headphones, my worn out wallet with a condom in it, two sets of keys, half roll of quarters, a pen, my last check from work, five dollars, and umbrella, an iron and ironing board.


I win smurfers...

[Agent Proto]

*grabs a random object from his left*

Smurf yeah! A Pokewalker!

[TheGlassesGirl]

We are the worst zombie defense army ever.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Only because I'm not cheating like everyone else in here seems to be. I have great weapons for a zombie apocalypse.

[fire_of_avalon]

As unbelievable as I know this is, the closes object to my left is actually a standard hammer. Yaaaay.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's not actually unbelievable coming from you.