Your zombie survival weapon

[TheGlassesGirl]

Only because you haven't asked about up (Where my emergency supplies and rations are stored), right (oaken planks for boarding up windows and doors), or down (My zombie killin' equipment).

Hey, blame the picture, not me.

It seems that me and qwerty have the only chance of survival.

Also foa has a hammer.

Oh, right. Well, the three of us then.

It seems that me and qwerty have the only chance of survival.

I have a crowbar and machete in my room.

Yes, but to the left of you?

I must rush to work, but know you my item is a towel.

Either this is an amazing HHGttG reference, or you just place towels in obscure locations.