Your zombie survival weapon

[TheGlassesGirl]

Are you in the middle of your room or what? o_O

Due to the location and shape of my desk, kind of.

There is now a cat to my left I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A WEAPON I CAN ONLY USE ONCE.

YES. :U

Technically Mogi is to my left, but I think the warm climate will do just fine. Zombies aren't very resilient.

I also thought of that article upon seeing that image. You and I are now best friends.

Perhaps the keyword "immediate" should have been inserted before "left". There are tons of things to my left, including a wooden sword, but there was a towel right there on my desk in front of everything else. I now have it equipped.

Naomi The Insane, everything is a HHGttG reference unless it is not.

Hey, I didn't make the image.

And you and I are now best friends, too.