Your zombie survival weapon

[TheGlassesGirl]

Are you in the middle of your room or what? o_O

Due to the location and shape of my desk, kind of.

There is now a cat to my left I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A WEAPON I CAN ONLY USE ONCE.

YES. :U

Technically Mogi is to my left, but I think the warm climate will do just fine. Zombies aren't very resilient.

I also thought of that article upon seeing that image. You and I are now best friends.

Perhaps the keyword "immediate" should have been inserted before "left". There are tons of things to my left, including a wooden sword, but there was a towel right there on my desk in front of everything else. I now have it equipped.

Naomi The Insane, everything is a HHGttG reference unless it is not.

Hey, I didn't make the image.

And you and I are now best friends, too.

[Peegee]

The phone is too low to the monitor's position for the jpg

so it looks like I will be using some helium filled balloons to attack zombies

FUUUUUUU

[Roogle]

The item to my left is a laptop. I guess that sounds kind of cool for the first zombie, but if you bash them hard enough, it will eventually be unusable...

[Pheesh]

A pillow...A SMURFING PILLOW!

[Jiro]

I will beat you the smurf down with my coffee cup you smurfing zombie smurfs. Don't even try to mess with me I'm hyped up on caffeine and hate the smell of your intestines.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I will beat you the smurf down with my coffee cup you smurfing zombie smurfs. Don't even try to mess with me I'm hyped up on caffeine and hate the smell of your intestines.

I like your attitude.

[TheGlassesGirl]

I will beat you the smurf down with my coffee cup you smurfing zombie smurfs. Don't even try to mess with me I'm hyped up on caffeine and hate the smell of your intestines.

I like you.

[|-THE redmage-|]

I have a pillow, a lightsaber (toy obviously), a broom, and a BB gun, but the lightsaber is the closest to me.

[Bunny]

Do you keep the lightsaber under your pillow in the case of Imperial intruder scum while the broom is next to your desk so as to easily dispose of the corpses after death?

[|-THE redmage-|]

Do you keep the lightsaber under your pillow in the case of Imperial intruder scum while the broom is next to your desk so as to easily dispose of the corpses after death?

Was my plan really that obvious?