Your zombie survival weapon

[Clo]

There is now a cat to my left I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A WEAPON I CAN ONLY USE ONCE.

Also, I am hiding for Alive-Man here. SHH.

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, but you can't go Gordon Freeman on their asses, Cuch.

Doesn't he have a mirror to his left? He can break that and use the sharp broken pieces as weapons.

[Jessweeee♪]

Technically Mogi is to my left, but I think the warm climate will do just fine. Zombies aren't very resilient.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, but you can't go Gordon Freeman on their asses, Cuch.

Doesn't he have a mirror to his left? He can break that and use the sharp broken pieces as weapons.

Those are horrible weapons against a zombie.

[~*~Celes~*~]

A massive stack of DVDs, two empty glass bottles, a lamp, a small bag of Pizza Combos, a knife, a candle, lotion, nail polish remover, my left speaker, and some mint extract

[Værn]

A massive stack of DVDs, two empty glass bottles, a lamp, a small bag of Pizza Combos, a knife, a candle, lotion, nail polish remover, my left speaker, and some mint extract

Why does a knife seem out of place on a computer desk to me? o.o

Well, it would seem that my weapon of choice is brains. Seems like a horribly ineffective choice of weapon. As a matter of fact, they're probably more of a liability when it comes to zombies.

[Rodarian]

A note pad and sample zippers......I'm so going to make it through the night with these in hand.....

[Alive-Cat]

Also, I am hiding for Alive-Man here. SHH.

YOU HAVE BEEN RETRIEVED. Now is my turn, and I will hide in a place no one will look.

I think if everyone had a choice of weapons though, training your own zombie to defend you would be the best option. You could call it Spud and take long walks through the park, enjoy a day out at the fairground, various things. Could be a lot of fun.
Everyone, write some zombie training notes in a notepad and put it to your left. That way, when the zombies attack, we'll be prepared!

[Badge]

My computer...I'll just have to sacrifice myself instead.

[Alive-Cat]

My computer...I'll just have to sacrifice myself instead.

No, Badge, don't talk like that.

[Badge]

But...but...I can't bear to see it go!

[Loony BoB]

There is now a cat to my left I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A WEAPON I CAN ONLY USE ONCE.

Nine times, unless it's already used up eight.

For me? I have a freaking gun.

Okay, so it's a tape gun. But that's still useful. I also have scissors, two screwdrivers, a number of markers, pens and pencils, post-it-notes, a mug, label remover spray, foam cleaner, many plastic cups, salad cream, tartare sauce, tomato sauce, salt, notepads, thermal paste and a CD. All of which could be put to some use, I'm sure, if I thought about it hard enough. The label remover would be useful for blinding the zombies, the tape gun could be used to wrap up their faces so they can't bite and arms so they can't move them from their body. Even their legs so as to cause them to fall over. The foam cleaner probably would blind them too, now that I think about it. CD, when broken, would do okay for close-quarters engagements. Same goes for pens/pencils and screwdrivers. The plastic cups and sauces would do for emergency rations if it came to that level of desperation. Notepad + tape gun + permanent marker = Notes to be left for fellow survivors. Post-it notes work, too. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, I can use the thermal paste, uh, should I need to order in a new CPU and systemboard for my PC. xD

If I was at home instead of at work, it would be the plank which makes up part of my IKEA desk. Which can be dismantled and used like a bat. That works.

[Alive-Cat]

Nine times, unless it's already used up eight.

For me? I have a freaking gun.

Okay, so it's a tape gun. But that's still useful. I also have scissors, two screwdrivers, a number of markers, pens and pencils, post-it-notes, a mug, label remover spray, foam cleaner, many plastic cups, salad cream, tartare sauce, tomato sauce, salt, notepads, thermal paste and a CD. All of which could be put to some use, I'm sure, if I thought about it hard enough. The label remover would be useful for blinding the zombies, the tape gun could be used to wrap up their faces so they can't bite and arms so they can't move them from their body. Even their legs so as to cause them to fall over. The foam cleaner probably would blind them too, now that I think about it. CD, when broken, would do okay for close-quarters engagements. Same goes for pens/pencils and screwdrivers. The plastic cups and sauces would do for emergency rations if it came to that level of desperation. Notepad + tape gun + permanent marker = Notes to be left for fellow survivors. Post-it notes work, too. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, I can use the thermal paste, uh, should I need to order in a new CPU and systemboard for my PC. xD

If I was at home instead of at work, it would be the plank which makes up part of my IKEA desk. Which can be dismantled and used like a bat. That works.

Loony BoB is The Ultimate Zombie Destroyer.

[Loony BoB]

I wouldn't go as far as to say that. I'd just say that I'm ready to adapt to extreme situations should the need arise.

[Madonna]

Perhaps the keyword "immediate" should have been inserted before "left". There are tons of things to my left, including a wooden sword, but there was a towel right there on my desk in front of everything else. I now have it equipped.

Naomi The Insane, everything is a HHGttG reference unless it is not.