The thought of you not being alive, Peegee, is what tears my soul apart and spits out the pieces!!! Look it's ok, I'm Alive-Man; I have the uncanny ability to grant life. If you ever start to not be alive, I will make you alive. You will become Alive-Peegee. You will father a family of smaller Alive-Peegees. I will visit you every day. I will be known as 'Uncle' Alive-Man. I promise not to touch the small Alive-Peegees. I will only touch you. If that's ok. Not in a gay way. Just on the shoulder, possibly back.