They're Always After Me Lucky Charms!

[Chris]

I'm not sure if I believe in "luck". My life's been mostly about coincidences, which is fine by me. I'm not really a planner, and most of the time, I prefer things to just happen.

[Clo]

I believe in luck that's given by: (SPOILER)dragons

I believe in luck that's been given by (SPOILER)Gods who ride on dragons.

On a realistic note, whenever I am feeling lucky I try to sustain the feeling by buying myself a pastry or a big ol' fancy coffee to celebrate my luck.

[Raistlin]

Luck is nonexistent and is just a psychological effect of our desire to see patterns in things. See pareidolia.

That being said, I have terrible luck.

[Bunny]

I don't have any luck; I design things to work out exactly as I want them to and be beneficial for me and detrimental to the rest of your lazy smurfers.

[Alive-Cat]

I don't have any luck; I design things to work out exactly as I want them to and be beneficial for me and detrimental to the rest of your lazy smurfers.

But that could potentially harm somebody!

[Peegee]

lol alive man asl op ^_^

cuz liek thsi one time i was liek lol lucky charms so I kept a marshmellow in my toe for a month but it started to rot you know cuZ like there wasn't enoughs ugar and too much protein for your bicepts


lol


so liike what do you think we need to do about this issue? i thinkw e shoul d make it a law that people who are unlucky are not allowed to be alive lol that would fix it so that you are alive and i'm not T____________________T

[Alive-Cat]

The thought of you not being alive, Peegee, is what tears my soul apart and spits out the pieces!!! Look it's ok, I'm Alive-Man; I have the uncanny ability to grant life. If you ever start to not be alive, I will make you alive. You will become Alive-Peegee. You will father a family of smaller Alive-Peegees. I will visit you every day. I will be known as 'Uncle' Alive-Man. I promise not to touch the small Alive-Peegees. I will only touch you. If that's ok. Not in a gay way. Just on the shoulder, possibly back.

[Peegee]

The thought of you not being alive, Peegee, is what tears my soul apart and spits out the pieces!!! Look it's ok, I'm Alive-Man; I have the uncanny ability to grant life. If you ever start to not be alive, I will make you alive. You will become Alive-Peegee. You will father a family of smaller Alive-Peegees. I will visit you every day. I will be known as 'Uncle' Alive-Man. I promise not to touch the small Alive-Peegees. I will only touch you. If that's ok. Not in a gay way. Just on the shoulder, possibly back.

STOP RESSIGN ME I DON'T LIKE BEING ALIVE OMG ASL

[blackmage_nuke]

I certainly didnt get an easy life with my disasterous skills so I can only assume it was luck.

[Shlup]

I have no luck. Raffles and ? Never win 'em.

[Shiny]

Luck seems to have a lot to do with coincidence and karma. Do good on to others and good comes to you for the most part -- well at least this month that's how it's been for me. *knocks on non-existent wood*

[Clo]

Once, I won tickets to a John Mayer concert.

Am I lucky? Y/N?

[NorthernChaosGod]

N