Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
I make the best smurfing peanut butter pie in the world.

I like peanut butter, but chocolate is better.
Do me.

Also, I made a discovery. Well, actually, I was given a gift. A manager was talking about having her snack or something. Said something about peanut butter and bacon. What? What the hell is wrong with you? Get out.

No, she says. It's good. I happen upon her while she's eating it. She gives me a bite.

To. Die. For.