Peanut Butter - Your Wonders Never Cease To Amaze Me. love you x

[Alive-Cat]

Peanut Butter is my biggest addiction. True story. I can eat it by the spoonful, splatter sandwiches/toast with mountains of it. It's a great invention.
Wikipedia tells me that; 'Peanuts are native to the tropics of the Americas, and were mashed to become a pasty substance by the Aztec Native Americans hundreds of years ago.'
I think we should all take a moment to say:

Thank you, Aztec Native Americans hundreds of years ago!

Some people like peanut butter crunchy, some like it smooth. I don't give a smurf. It's all good.
Wikipedia also tells me that; 'A popular myth is that George Washington Carver invented peanut butter. While he is credited with inventing over 300 uses for peanuts, peanut butter was not one of them, as it had already been invented prior to this. This myth is still taught in many American school systems.'
smurf you George Washington Carver, you lying scumbag!

So what do you think of peanut butter? How do you like it? How much of it do you eat? Do you like it with jam? Or as you Americans say; 'jelly'?

hit me up. x

[kotora]

I've been addicted for years.



best goddamn peanut butter in the world. Makes all the other brands taste like . It's crunchy and not sweet at all, unlike that american peanut butter. It's beyond awesome. Sometimes I don't even put it on my bread, I just stick my fingers in it and lick it off.

[Bunny]

Peanut butter is gross and I wish that I was not a human.

[Clo]

Between the ages of 5 - 9, I refused to eat anything that didn't have peanut butter. Therefore, my diet consisted of peanut butter crackers, peanut butter sandwiches, celery and peanut butter and peanut butter-flavored cereals, except for the other stuff my parents would occassionally force me to eat.

I didn't eat well as a child. This is probably why I'm short.

[Alive-Cat]

Between the ages of 5 - 9, I refused to eat anything that didn't have peanut butter. Therefore, my diet consisted of peanut butter crackers, peanut butter sandwiches, celery and peanut butter and peanut butter-flavored cereals, except for the other stuff my parents would occassionally force me to eat.

I didn't eat well as a child. This is probably why I'm short.

This love of peanut butter is why you're a ROLE MODEL for everyone.

[Rodarian]

It makes me big and strong and gives me lots of energy.....To make love with you....:snog:

[~*~Celes~*~]

I am such a peanut butter fiend!

I also love ketchup, just not both together.

Also, jelly and jam are two different things. Jam is easier to spread than jelly.

[Shorty]

I make the best smurfing peanut butter pie in the world.

I like peanut butter, but chocolate is better.

[Alive-Cat]

Surprisingly, out of all the peanut butter I've sampled, it's Sainsburys that is the king.

[Raistlin]

Peanut butter is awesome, and anyone who denies this is surely some evil, soul-sucking demon. The best thing to put on a bagel is peanut butter, and I still regularly have peanut butter and crackers as a snack.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Crunchy peanut butter is smurfing amazing and the superior option. I use smooth when I want to add some to a protein shake though, makes the chocolate flavor taste like a peanut butter cup.

[Clo]

I am a smurfing role model. But you know what's weird? I don't like peanut butter and chocolate mixed, really. I do love peanut butter on bagels though. And on toast!

[Shlup]

I don't like peanut butter in a dessert capacity. I only like it on PMJ sammiches, on bananas, or on apples. I prefer chunky, but BJ will only eat smooth so that's what we usually have in the house.

[Raistlin]

I don't like peanut butter and chocolate mixed, really.

You are missing out on one of the great joys of existence.

[Del Murder]

One time I ate expired peanut butter but I didn't die.