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    Lord of Me Rodarian's Avatar
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    PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP....*BEEP!!!!*

    This was an actually message left for gal named Olga....

    You just have to listen to it and laugh.....
    YouTube - The Douchiest Phone Message In History


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    You'd think this was a hoax..But its not...

    From Wikipedia:

    James Nicholas Sears (aka Dimitri the Lover), born "Dimitrious Sarafopoulos", is a delicensed physician from the Toronto area, whose license was stripped for reasons of sexual misconduct. He is now a self-professed seduction guru who created and runs Toronto Real Men which provides meetings and workshops instructing men how to assert themselves with women.[1] His name and group are associated with the seduction community. In particular, Dimitri the Lover gained widespread notoriety after two voicemail messages supposedly left for a female recipient and supposedly attributed to him, became a viral video receiving over 100,000 views in the first two days it was published on YouTube.[2]


    Now tell me what all weird voice messages were you guys left with..Or did u ever leave voice message that left the other person, baffled.....


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    "But if you're psychologically normal..." xDD

    What a douche.

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    Drunk, at 3 AM, I left a message to my ex saying I was gonna kill her cat. (long story short, I was babysitting her cat before she totally moved out). The mothersmurfer was ting on my bed damnit

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    Oh my god! Ahaha... Awful.

    "You should probably look that up, passive aggressive personality disorder."

    I've never received anything this horrible.


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    I hate leaving voice mail messages and I have never received one that could be considered amusing.

    Though I do have a friend who insists I look at his penis all the time via text.

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    I hate talking to answering machines

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    Wow. o_o What a jerk.

    Edit: Well, once I got a voicemail message that said "Niiicoooo... Why are you leaving yourself a message Nico that's UNNNNNAAATURALL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and then it hangs up. :0

    Edit 2: Just to clarify, I wasn't the one who gave me that message.

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    I was once five minutes late to a first date. I was a block away and got a voice mail from the person (I didn't recognize the number so I didn't answer). The voicemail said something like:

    "I'm sitting here in this coffee shop and you are EXTREMELY late! I am a VERY busy person! I can get any guy I want! How DARE you stand me up you MOTHER &%#$ER?! You are a terrible person, you little s*&t and I KNOW that you're going to roast in hell you $@&* sucking mother #@$er! God *&%^ it I can't believe you did this to me you &%$#ing mother ^%$# piece of &^%$!"
    I think I could even see him through the window of the coffee shop (he didn't see me)... I turned around and went home. :P

    Oh, and YES he was in the coffee shop and YES he was screaming all of that profanity whilst in there...

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    I would eat him alive.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Hahahaha you should have knocked on the window.

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    These messages are brilliant, especially the second one. I struggle and struggle around here to be an unlikable douchebag, and this man achieves far beyond my capabilities with such little effort. I must learn from him.

    He is obviously a true ladies' man.

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    y friend Jeff's voice mail says "Hey you've reached Jeff I don't check my voice mail so leave me a detailed message and I'll get back to you"

    I always love that

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    George's answering machine on Seinfeld is the best ever. EVER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    George's answering machine on Seinfeld is the best ever. EVER!
    My friend copied it, it sucks.

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    Bastian did the right thing... Seriously who leaves messages like that?!


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