Pffft, you know meeting me would be fun. I would be on my best behavior too. I have even started a checklist: "Things not to say to Amanda in front of BJ:"

1. Do not talk about her boobs.
2. Do not talk about her ass.
3. Do not talk about any pictures of her boobs.
4. Do not talk about the number of people who have seen those pictures.
5. Do not talk about her being a whore.
6. Do not talk about our business arrangement.
7. Do not talk about any stories of Amanda's past sexual escapades.
8. Do not talk about Amanda really being a man.
9. Do not talk about how much head he must be getting due to his name.
10. Do not crack jokes about the size of Amanda's vagina.
11. Do not crack joke about how Amanda could use the Washington Monument for a dildo.

See, I got it all covered.