Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
How am I supposed to awkwardly and drunkenly voice my objection if there's no "wedding"?
That one's easy enough. You and me, what we'll do is we'll pay a friendly visit to the gentleman in question. Some duct tape, the trunk of a car, and a long drive out into the desert should see him right. Pair of shovels, too, just in case we happen to take a wrong turn down accidental head trauma avenue.

I don't really care if she gets married, mind you. I'm only in on this because I don't think you and I spend enough time with each other anymore and I think it'd be a good bonding experience.