Pumpkin Carving Contest

[Peegee]

I'd participate but knowing this forum somebody who carved an image of a penis would probably win.

[Bunny]

I can't carve pumpkins but I can decorate pumpkin-shaped cookies in a nerdy fashion. Can this count?

[Shorty]

If that is a veiled criticism of me, I won't have it.

[Bunny]

It was a serious question. The courts won't let me have knives

[Shorty]

Not even for carving pumpkins?

[G13]

My friends, I have troubling news! The Death Gourd has been destroyed. It... Oh god! It collapsed in on itself during construction. Many carving tools were lost.

I think the pumpkin climaxed when it realized how awesome it was turning out and it just couldn't handle that level of joy.

[NorthernChaosGod]

It imploded under the weight of its own awesome. D:

[Bunny]

Do you have pictures to support your claim?

[G13]

I was too pissed off to think of snapping a photo of my failure.

Edit: Just picture my sig folded over on itself... but as a pumpkin.

I think I'll try again with a smaller one.

[Shorty]

Eric, I will give you a tip. You don't have to actually carve through the pumpkin. Just like, shave some parts off a bit to make them see-through. It will still sustain it's structure. I demand that you re-try.

Why am I giving you pointers, we're enemies!

[Madonna]

The first casualty is a big one; my sympathies, Guardian XIII.

Bunny, the first rule of Pumpkin Carving Contest is it has to be a pumpkin.

I picked up a brace of large pumpkins today; tomorrow, I carve my own atrocities.

[G13]

Eric, I will give you a tip. You don't have to actually carve through the pumpkin. Just like, shave some parts off a bit to make them see-through. It will still sustain it's structure. I demand that you re-try.

I had thought of that but, to my knowledge, my idea hasn't been done yet. I think it would be pretty badass if I pulled it off.

[Bunny]

Bunny, the first rule of Pumpkin Carving Contest is it has to be a pumpkin.

But they are pumpkins! They are just also cookies.

[Madonna]

Right, update: Zero (0) pictures. Four (4) days left. Uh-oh.

Personally disheartened as I am, may I point this out: a sudden participant may find themselves the only participant, and thus an easy winner of the spoils. What better way to win than by little effort?

[Shorty]

Oh! Maybe I didn't read the rules correctly. I thought we would be submitting the photos on Halloween for some reason.

I plan on carving tonight, anyway~