Hell yeah, this is my state. I love this man. I'MMA VOTE FOR HIM.

Just kidding. Though seriously, if the other candidates piss me off more than they already have I just might vote for him. I'm a little baffled by his claim that in 1994 he walked from Brooklyn to Buffalo. There are so many things to dwell on with what's wrong with this man, but it's that spotlight on his website that makes me go . Also, he's a huge anti-semite, though it's not as if his ramblings about it make much sense. The dude be crazy.

"If you want to marry a shoe, I marry you."